
i was wrong earlier, he only wanted my pb sandwhich :(
Conservatism Rule #101: Whenever a conservative talks about Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Harriett Tubman, slavery or black children and abortion —look tf out because they’re about to pull some truly heinous shit and majorly fuck over black people. Again.
—forever reblog..
if you do not find christoph waltz attractive you need to burn in hell

i used to think he would only follow me for food. im sitting in the diner room and sisky was roaming around the living room and eventually fell asleep besides me, knowing he can easily go to his bed, he does love me :3

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dismissed.